The Most Enjoyable Election Comments on Jezebel

You know the funnest thing in the world?  No, it’s not those clubs in Japan where you can watch the ladies above you above shit on a perspex floor.  No, it’s even funner than that.  It’s free.  And you can do it right now, without getting up or putting on your underwear.

  1.  Go to Jezebel.
  2.  Click on an election-related article.
  3.  Read the comments.

Better than chocolate sex.

All sic:

DrugstoreGlasses

I’m crying because I don’t know how the fuck were going to survive a trump presidency.  And if he wins this isn’t my country, period. It’s every man for themselves. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING LIBERAL WHITE MEN. FUCK YOU.

Why is she blaming liberal white men?  To answer logically would be to answer wrongly.  The important thing is, those overweight angry women never liked the skinny bearded ones at all.  And who can blame them.  Note to the skinny bearded ones: lift and eat meat.  Then it will all start to make sense.  Oh, and switch to Read More

Quiet Word From the Dark Side, 3/10/16

Hello, lovelies.

Bertrand Russell is the only one who correctly predicted the future.  The old dirtbag read my mind before I was born.

Delicious Tacos goes to see Emma Sulkowicz.  And, Cry All You Want.

Against Interminable Arguments.

The URL cats.com is for sale.

Another view of the replication crisis.

Look before you leap in North Korea.

Cat ladies and childlessness are pushing America off a cliff.

From The Empty Subject: The Scapegoat and Do What You Love .

Trump supporters are like naughty children who Read More

How to Meditate

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In ancient Japan, so the legend goes, samurai attacked a temple during a political conflict between Shinto and Buddhism.  The warriors were astonished to find monks kneeling in tranquil reflection while they were being slaughtered.  Ever practical, the samurai realized that meditation could be harnessed to achieve god-like stillness of mind even amid the fury and terror of battle.  Zen Buddhism was born and few outsiders fucked with the insanely battle-ready samurai for centuries – with a bit of help from the odd typhoon.

Today, a man still requires mental calm most during stressful times: talking to hoochi mamas, pitching a fraudulent business plan or helping a friend who is on fire.  He might also wish to Read More