A while ago Xi Jinping was effectively made President for Life. The Chinese Communist Party got rid of this institution after Mao died because he lasted long past his use-by date, but now it’s back. Because Xi Jinping knows better than everyone else what they should do, because he’s more specialer.
There were 2,958 in favour and two votes against.
From this we may conclude that Read More
At the last big Chinese Communist Party shindig Xi Jinping was appointed President for Life and gave a tremendously important speech. It was just what you’d expect – those naughty Taiwanese better behave themselves, I’ll crack down on corruption, China is awesome, all those other countries are stupid little girly countries who probably don’t even have system of writing yet, etc., etc.
Here’s the speech he should have given: Read More