We do not utter sterile, ungenerous ‘happy holidays‘ greetings here on the People’s Blog, and anyone offering me such hostile tidings shall be sent to a gulag for reeducation.
Have a Merry Christmas and a happy new year, everyone. I extend this to all, even the pagans, the infidels, the Satanists, the agnostics and the Methodists. What are Methodists. I hope you have a lovely time.
The SovietMen team will go on break to our regular Kuntsevo Dacha until the third because no one’s reading blogs this time of year anyway. You’re all lazing around, visiting relatives, growing fat, drinking too much and fighting with your pussy hat aunts until the police are called.
We must respect and honour these traditions.
Have a spiffy break and I look forward to seeing youse all in the roaring twenties!