You know the funnest thing in the world? No, it’s not those clubs in Japan where you can watch the ladies above you above shit on a perspex floor. No, it’s even funner than that. It’s free. And you can do it right now, without getting up or putting on your underwear.
- Go to Jezebel.
- Click on an election-related article.
- Read the comments.
Better than chocolate sex.
I’m crying because I don’t know how the fuck were going to survive a trump presidency. And if he wins this isn’t my country, period. It’s every man for themselves. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING LIBERAL WHITE MEN. FUCK YOU.
Why is she blaming liberal white men? To answer logically would be to answer wrongly. The important thing is, those overweight angry women never liked the skinny bearded ones at all. And who can blame them. Note to the skinny bearded ones: lift and eat meat. Then it will all start to make sense. Oh, and switch to boxer shorts.
I already cried. It sickens me that so many people found this awful human being a viable president. It really looks like he’ll win, and I want to vomit.
Additionally, today I found out my entire family and my boyfriend all voted Trump and I’m feeling betrayed about that (they originally said they wouldn’t vote at all). I’m honestly questioning my closest relationships because of this election right now. Not because they voted differently from me, but because they voted for someone so hateful who disrespects women, and I AM a woman. Like WTF dad and boyfriend – what are you thinking?
This is bad. Not only for me personally but the entire fucking country.
I think the boyfriend needn’t worry. He’ll keep the girl, if he still wants her. Seems a lot of blokes were like this, lying about who they would vote for to avoid being hectored or fired before election day.
It’s not close! She’s losing EVERYWHERE, even next door to me in New Hampshire! I am freaking the fuck out!!! She’s losing MInnesota! MSNBC showed the national vote count and she’s down 51%-44% and my heart skipped a beat… WTF? I thought all these white people were dead…where did they come from?
Ah, the honesty of the heat of the moment.
. . . This is a white people thing. White people did this. This is on white people and only on white people. Hillary Clinton could have been the world’s most inspiring candidate and it would not have mattered. White people wanted Trump. And got him.
Hatchi: The alt-right white men love me
Oh, I’m gonna get violent. America just told me that I didn’t matter. I’m completely past the point of compromising, being civil and hoping for a better tomorrow.
That was WHITE women who voted for him. That’s on them. White women are not feminists in any sense of the word.
I’m not making these up, by the way. Not even this one:
Annie from the Grog Booth
Tear streaming. I’m so sad. I feel hopeless. Lost. The world as I’ve known it is over. This isn’t hyperbole. This is fact
this is the booze but here it goes. I love dick but fuck YOU men. Literally. FUCK you men.
You’re probably thinking I’ve saved the best for last. You know me well. Peruse, and enjoy:
As I’m comforting my Muslim spouse as she sobs about what this means for her, I don’t have time for nausea. I just want her to be okay. I want to live in a place where an interfaith lesbian couple with disabilities aren’t seen as the enemy. I’m tired of our lives hanging in the balance every goddamn election because some people (the majority, sometimes) are ignorant and easily taken by alienating rhetoric. I’m tired of waiting for voters to decide that we’re people and not the enemy.
I’m so fucking tired.
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