The Tale of Tiziana Cantone


Image credit: Instagram/tizianacantonereal

In Italy, a respectable young lady named Tiziana Cantone and her boyfriend broke up.  She then had a brilliant idea, one that would knock other Italian thinkers such as Cicero and Galileo off their lofty intellectual perches: she had sex with four men and apparently sent the resulting video to her ex in order to make him jealous.

And what did the fellow do next?  Did he rend his hair and gnash his teeth in impotent rage?  Or, did he upload it onto the internet?  We don’t know for sure because Ms. Cantone seems to have sent the video to several men, but certainly it did end up on the internet, much to our heroine’s shock.

She became a laughing stock and a running joke in the country, with her words and actions being endlessly parodied.  She was hounded wherever she went because everyone recognized her, even after she quit her job and moved house.

She was found dead on Tuesday after hanging herself.

The moral of the story is obvious, of course, and mainstream media outlets have not failed to reinforce this vital, social message: women are good and men are bad.


Further reading:  Heart of Darkness


  1. michael ryan · September 19, 2016

    yeah well the media may think that is the moral they are telling but the moral that everyone is hearing is that whores die badly and alone


  2. lakakala · September 19, 2016

    so the question that everyone is asking:
    where can i find this video?


  3. Madge · March 3, 2017

    Great common sense here. Wish I’d thghout of that.


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