John: Shibboleth A.
Mary: Not shibboleth A. Shibboleth B.
John: Shibboleth B? No way. Shibboleth A.
Mary: Are you kidding me? Shibboleth B!
John: No, you are wrong. Shibboleth bloodywell A.
Mary: I’m going to call the
police and they’ll stop you from saying shibboleth A. So there.
John: . . .
Mary: Shibboleth B. Shibboleth B. Shibboleth B.
Habib: Shibboleth A, you kafir slut! *slap* *grope*
Mary: Shibboleth A.
Further reading: Denunciation