A regular collection of obscure news and outlandish opinion.
I’d like to say this is going to be a bumper issue for the new year, but nope. Just the same old shit.
For once, a Japanese news story devoid of vulgarity! A giant squid swam in to a bay and was observed up close by locals. They were surprised! A local dive shop owner, with balls the size of hot air balloons, jumped in to film the creature. His video is included in the article. The squid eventually headed back out to sea without ravaging any local beauties.
Former Japanese head teacher who had sex with 12,000 Filipino prostitutes convicted of taking photos of underage girls, receives suspended sentence.
Drunk government employee allegedly gropes woman on train, then molests her rescuer as well.